Friday, February 17, 2012
A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then it is the year two-thousand-and-twelve, and the empire is ruled by President Barack Obama. In this time, the most precious substance in the empire is the Apple iPad. The iPad distends life, the iPad numbs consciousness, the iPad is the most vital substance to the flagging economy. The Apple Corporation and its Geeks, whom the iPad has mutated over several thousand hours, use the backlit iPad screen which gives them the ability to waste time and space. That is, travel to any part of the Internet without moving from their couch. The iPad exists in only one planet in the entire universe, a desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the studio apartments and three-story flats of these deserts are a people known as the Hipsters, who have long held a prophecy, that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Santa Clara County, also known as The Silicon Valley.